Mhhhhmmm, any flavor you want and how many scoops you want. Heck you can even get a banana split. Ohh. That sounds good.
I feel like we’re answering a survey with all these numbers.
I’ve never seen parks and rec.
Surprise: We are!
………… We’re watching Parks and Rec. Now.
1. That’s rude.
2. Me? They’ll hate you!
3. No, because it’s true.
4. What if I were an actual punk that’d be hilarious.
AYYYYYY!! WE’RE LIKE TWINS
CAN WE WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS THO
all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer
april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.
1. You’re weird.
2. You have more animals than National Geo
3. Also you make funny facial expressions
4. But guess what!!!1!1 I love you.